Apparently you believed me...

Yeah so on my previous poll i asked who you would vote 4 if you had to for 4 president. Well my campaign slogan was Im not lyin vote 4 bryan. Well apparently you believed me. So i am now president of our miniature blogger society. THATS RIGHT EAT IT GOODMAN!!! anyways i will now be listing the owners of the few postions that will need people to run them.

Ahahahem. Here goes nothin.

For the position of head secret service man: Congratulations to Robbie!
(he just said that he was gonna asassinate me so idk how well hes gonna fill that position but wateva.
For the position of of Presidential Secretary: Ummm...... well i guess its gonna be Dana(cheater) ahem excuse me i seem to have an itchy throat. anyways congrats Dana.
(just to let you know you dont have to do anything to fill these positions im just sayin out of these ppl this is who i would choose for these positions.
Moving on...
For the Postion of vice president is....... its a tie between Daniel ecause of his evil comment of punching my face in) and Cameron! I will be requesting comments on my blog within the next two days tellin me why u should be my vice president. I will announce the winner as soon as i decide whose comment is better.

Finally NE1 who dislikes their position can comment on this post and i will fire them immediately.

Oh yeah and just for the record... JASON BOURNE ROX JACK SPARROWS SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orientation....The Start of a School Year

The setting of the summer.

Well what can i say. Its been a completely amazing summer and i cant believe its time for all that to end. To my Loving Fan Club: i will probably break down and sob a tad bit during this post beacause of the memories. This post will be divided into three sections : looking back, Today, and The Upcoming Year.
Section 1: Looking Back.... An Amazing summer

This was a truly awesome summer and i cant believe it is almost over. Well I guess it cant last forever huh? anyways some highlights from the summer were... our trip to pennsylvania. this was probably my favorite part of summer because of the amazing stuff we did there like weeing my moms childhood and all of my relatives and driving down roads that were more like obstacle courses even though most of us didnt seem to enjoy that one to much. Moving on now. Another highlight was my bday and bday party. this was fun because i got a cellphone and i got to see alot of my friends. The final amazing part of my summer was all of the youth group events. these were a lot of fun because i got to do stuff that we are not allowed to do at school or at home for those of you that heard that we slipped and slid into baked beans. haha good times good times. anyways also like wet n wild at which we did our best to stay dry and calm and the beach. well even though there was so much more that we did this year it would take quite a while for u to read it... much less me to type it. Moving on

Today: today wa our middle school orientation which to most of us means nothing but the start of a school year. well it felt like a real school day except for the fact that it was only 3 hours long. but in some ways it was fun such as talking to friends that u havent seen in a while and being reunited with the teachers that u learned to obey really quickly. well i have answers to questions that i thought ppl were going to ask me. i know this is random but here they are
Wat was ure fav. part about summer? answer: the PA trip.
Wat was ure least Fav. part about summer? Answer: the end
Wat are u most looking forward to in the school year? Answer: Christmas break!

The Future: well this school year looks to be pretty fun only because i have great teachers and friends. i love being able to go to the school i got to even though they are very strict about their rules. i hope there are plenty of breaks for me to relax and get rejuvanated for the upcoming weeks. Doesnt it seem like just yesterday i was posting about summer break starting? Anyways im off to enjoy me last 5 days of summer so once again: Till next time dear friends! Lallalalallalalalala and oh yeah this post will self destruct in five seconds! RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 4 3 2 1 ......... jk

What not to do when in contact with Jason Bourne

I thought that because Jason Bourne travels all over the world in a matter of seconds (standard movie time), it would be a good idea to make sure we all know what to do if we come n contact with him. Well ill sidetrack for a second to say that i went to see the movie today and i agree with daniel and robbie, it is the best movie ive seen all summer. anyways back to the point of this post. Here we go. I know that most people in the movie think he is bad so they try and kill him themselves... WRONG!!!!!!!!! do not ever try and take on bourne by yourself or even with a single partner you need to use atleast the quadruple buddy system and maybe a special operative would be helpful too. Point 2: If jason is giving you instructions DO NOT i repeat DO NOT stray from them. even the slightest movement against his instructions can make you end up like mr Simon Ross... lead in da head. Point 3: always watch out for billboards... they may look harmless but dont get confused. .00000009 % of the time there will be a sniper in them. Point 4: Always remember DO NOT get into a car chase with mr Bourne. i think that instead of putting air bag warnings on your sunshields they should put Bourne warnings there. Warning do not pursue jason bourne in this car: serious injury or death may occur. Lastly, Point 6: If jason wants to speak with you ALONE i think he means ALONE bringing buddies along is just endangering yourself and your buddies more than it would endanger you to just listen to him and come alone. well i hope this information is useful to you all.

PART 2:

Battle of the series. well there are so many good series now. youve got Bourne, Pirates, Spiderman, Star wars and Lord of the Rings. well all of these are to good to choose from so i will reank them in catagories. 1: for the prize of best series placed in medieval times: Lord Of the rings. 2: For the prize of best superhero series: Spiderman. 3: for the prize of best series of best assassin- hitman series: Bourne. 4: for the prize of best futuristic series: star wars. 5: amd for the prize of best pirate series: Priates. there are the ratings from bryanmovieratings.com

PART 3:

Battle of the best characters in these series. alright this is the last installment of this post. this one i will be arguing who is the best character out of all these series. argue if u want but you cant fight with bryans official character ratings. ok well start with star wars the best character is anakin but he became evil and killed little kids so that forfeits him. Then comes Spiderman. He is a great character dont get me wrong but unforunately he is a superhero so he cant win the award. next is aragorn from Lord of the rings. Now we all know that he is the most amazing swordsman the middle of the world and probably the real world too. but, he just doesnt have the sophisticated technology to beat Captain jack and jason bourne. Next up is good ole' Captain Jack sparrow. his comical character and top of the line weaponry skills make him one of our top nominees. however, all out hilariousness brings his downfall (snot of the kraken). Now on to our last nominee, Jason bourne or David Webb or John Michael Kane or whatever u wanna call him. Jason bournes amazing skill and technique with his hands is enough to stop most special operations teams even when they are armed. i highly doubt it would take out a huge sea monster though. however, if his hands are not enough then he does still have the option of using heavy weaponry so who knows if he could or not.

HERE ARE THE FINAL RATINGS FOR THE CHARACTERS IN THESE SERIES:

In last place with 174 points is...... Anakin Skywalker with a quote of-PICK ON SOM1 ure own size!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In 4th place with 234 points is....... Spiderman with a quote of- Dont get down we know you could take any of them out its just cuz ure a superhero

In 3rd place with 789 points is......... Aragorn with a quote of- if you had a machine gun, you could rule the world.

In 2nd place with 997 points is........ Captain Jack Bourne!!! jk Jack Sparow with a quote of- learn your karate and youll reach the top.

In 1st place with 1000 points is....... Jason Bourne with a quote of- take on an 80 foot monster and you get all the fame buddy.

well i hope you all enjoyed my post and to dana: notice how close jack was to Jason. And now back to all of you: get some rest... you look tired

ps the quotes are not stuff that the characters said its stuff that i made up to show what they needed to improve on

Well me and my youth group went to the beach yesterday and it was a lot of fun. we left our church around 9:00 in the morning and drove for like an hour. then we arrived at the beach. the waves started out like really really small kinda like the ones you see in this picture. however they were perfect for the rookie body surfer such as myself. so thats pretty much all we did in the morning was bodysurfing and swimming. then we went out to the sand bar and the lifeguard called us in like two times because we were too far out which in my opinion we werent especially since we had like 30 people out there that couldve saved each other. well anyways we respected his judgement and went out of the water. After that we ate lunch and then we went back into the water. then the tide was rising and when the tide rises, so do the waves : ). so then we brought out the boogy boards and rode humongous waves like all the way into the shore. oh yeah and i forgot to mention that three people including myself got stung by jellyfish and for those of you that are wondering, yes it hurts like nothin else. anyways me and my friend were having battles on our boogy boards (u know like trying to pull each other off) well i think i won because two times in a row my friend got more speed than me and he cut in front of me and i grabbed him by the neck (back of his neck so i wasnt choking him or anything) and threw him off of his board. well the funny part is both times we did that his board shot into the air and landed on top of my other friend who had nothing to do with our crazy battles. well it was a really fun trip and i cant wait until we do it again.