Saturday, November 17, 2007

My State is Better Than Yours!!

This is a counter-attack to Daniel's reasons why North Carolina is the best state to live in. Now before I start let me explain something, I agree that North Carolina would be a fun state to live in and South Carolina is one of my favorite states in the world. But without a doubt, Florida dominates the globe!!!!

Reasons Why (most parts of) Florida Are Way Better Than North Carolina
#1- The theme parks here dominate, and there are more major ones in this state than probably any other
#2- You don't have to drive 45 minutes to go get groceries.
#3- We have some of the best athletic programs here (Just in Central Florida) for High Schools.
#4- Some of the best Pro-Athletic and College teams are down here.
#5- You don't have to settle for a stupid school just because it's the only one within 100 miles of you (Okay I'm over-exaggerating, but who doesn't? Oh and this isn't aimed at your school Daniel.)
#6 (This is a random one but okay)- If your car breaks down in North Carolina, then you could be stranded and never find your way back home especially because; from what I saw of Robbie's phone when we went up there, you have no service on your phone.
#7- You don't have to drive 8 hours to see your relatives (if you're in my family).
#8- When passing through Central Florida, you don't have to worry about being bored because there are plenty of billboards (to play the ABC game) and other entertaining things.
#9- You don't have to wait for an hour if you have to pee because there are no exits for you to stop at... No! you can get off almost immediately.
#10- (This is probably the best one) During the summer, people in the dead center of the state, only have to drive about 1 and 1/2 hours to get to a beautiful beach, so you can visit it almost every day of your life.
#11- You usually don't have to worry about breaking out your plow to get snow out of your driveway and go to work.
#12- You don't have to worry about going to school until July because of snow make-up days.
#13- Me, Dana, Chris, Aubrey, Aaron, Shannon, Grammy, Grandad, Robbie, Ben, Mom (Terri), Dad (Lewis), and a whole bunch of other cool people live here!!!!!!
Some of these may be incorrect which I am sorry for but all in all, Florida (Orlando in specific) is way better than Boiling Springs, North Carolina

3 comments:

Dana said...

If you had to choose where to live, from the following choices, where would you live, and why?

(100 words or less please)

1. North Korea
2. Cuba
3. Antartica


(There IS a right answer, choose carefully)

Daniel said...

CUBA Best cajun food on the planet!

And bryan:

More advantages Of NC

1. Not have to worry about robberys
2. Nicest people in the world
3. sweet tea and Biscuits are dominant compared to FLA

Bryan said...

Dana: Well I'm not good at making decisions unless I use the process of elimination so here we go; North Korea is about to start a war with America and I assume they are not gonna last very long against a superpower like us combined with Britain. So North Korea- NO! Antartica is one of those places where it just never gets warm (I think I'm disqualifying myself because of too many words... oh well). I think that 60 degrees is gonna give me hypothermia so Antartica- No! I dont see anything wrong with Cuba so Cuba- Sure why not?


Daniel: You've already brought up two of those points in the original post so that disqualifies #s 2 and 3. As for number one... If you live in florida chances are you've got some kind of weapon on you (a rifle, pistol, fake rifle, paintball gun... I could go on and on) so just to inform you. Floridians... Well atleast this Floridian doesnt fear robbers... Oh dang! who's makin that noise? AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!