Yeah so on my previous poll i asked who you would vote 4 if you had to for 4 president. Well my campaign slogan was Im not lyin vote 4 bryan. Well apparently you believed me. So i am now president of our miniature blogger society. THATS RIGHT EAT IT GOODMAN!!! anyways i will now be listing the owners of the few postions that will need people to run them.
Ahahahem. Here goes nothin.
For the position of head secret service man: Congratulations to Robbie!
(he just said that he was gonna asassinate me so idk how well hes gonna fill that position but wateva.
For the position of of Presidential Secretary: Ummm...... well i guess its gonna be Dana(cheater) ahem excuse me i seem to have an itchy throat. anyways congrats Dana.
(just to let you know you dont have to do anything to fill these positions im just sayin out of these ppl this is who i would choose for these positions.
Moving on...
For the Postion of vice president is....... its a tie between Daniel ecause of his evil comment of punching my face in) and Cameron! I will be requesting comments on my blog within the next two days tellin me why u should be my vice president. I will announce the winner as soon as i decide whose comment is better.
Finally NE1 who dislikes their position can comment on this post and i will fire them immediately.
Oh yeah and just for the record... JASON BOURNE ROX JACK SPARROWS SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahahahem. Here goes nothin.
For the position of head secret service man: Congratulations to Robbie!
(he just said that he was gonna asassinate me so idk how well hes gonna fill that position but wateva.
For the position of of Presidential Secretary: Ummm...... well i guess its gonna be Dana(cheater) ahem excuse me i seem to have an itchy throat. anyways congrats Dana.
(just to let you know you dont have to do anything to fill these positions im just sayin out of these ppl this is who i would choose for these positions.
Moving on...
For the Postion of vice president is....... its a tie between Daniel ecause of his evil comment of punching my face in) and Cameron! I will be requesting comments on my blog within the next two days tellin me why u should be my vice president. I will announce the winner as soon as i decide whose comment is better.
Finally NE1 who dislikes their position can comment on this post and i will fire them immediately.
Oh yeah and just for the record... JASON BOURNE ROX JACK SPARROWS SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16 comments:
Ok, mr. president. first things first. what happens if i lose the "debate"? I will faithfully execute the duties of the vice presidency even though my stupid blog ALWAYS told me the polls would never work. That is a rip off. and i also voted for you so that is why u should elect me.
Eat the food Cameroon
ok daniel thank you very much. Cameron you have 1 more day to come back with a better campaign speech or else daniel will win by default. once you r elected you will start your job immediately
Dana u said u were gonna comment last night?! fine i see how it is. i know that this is what you wanted soo in the nicest way possible.... You're FIRED!!
Well well well it looks like mr russel never commented. Daniel Goodman you are officially the vice president. I hope you enjoy your job. In the unlikely event that i cannot fulfill my presidential duties, you shall take the office. Cameron keep your chin up bud because fortunately for you i recently had to fire a complainer. You are no the presidential secretary. have fun
yes im important ne way u eat the food daniel i have better tastes then that.and if u recall the vice pres. shot sum1 in the face so MURDERER!!!ne thx 4 the position ill c if i have ne thin to post about cyaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
bbye and ouch to daniel haha. jk anyways cameron he didnt kill anyone he shot som1 in the battux. No prob
WAT!!JOHN STEWERT FROM THE DAILY SHOW IS A LAIR!!!!!!!!kk wat ev then
cameroon, you have officially been de vice presidentified.
eat the GOOD food!
noooooooooooooo but i like pizza
Secretary, huh? Of course, give the secretary position to the female blogger. This is SOOOOO steriotypical.
You know Bryan, this is the 21st century (I think, I'll double check with Chris on that...but I'm pretty sure it's the 21st) and there are, believe it or not:
Male nurses
Female police officers
MALE secretaries
FEMALE presidents
And so, Bryan, due to your gender discrimination, as your first "presidential act of business", you're going to have to handle a lawsuit filed against you from the law offices of: Bitter, Bates, and Munns.
I hope you have good legal representation.....you're gonna need it!
I'll be the new president by the time my team is through with you....but don't worry.....I won't leave you out in the cold. I'm gonna need someone to fill the position of: Head Janitor.
=)
oh so its war now is it dana well apparently you either missed somthin in my post or just chose to ignore it. i quote "COMPLAINERS WILL BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY" so like i already said earlier ur fired. and im not stereotypical or wateva u said in fact i was gonna give yoou the vice president job but then i remembered that i couldnt have someone goin around and forcing the poor bloggers to make posts about how much better jack sparrow is than jason bourne, all while im unconcious. no no no cant happen. srry
>:o
Nobody wants a president, who doesn't know how to use punctuation!
I swear Bryan, if you don't start putting coma's in your posts....I might have to work on having you impeached.
And while we're on the subject.... I think a president who actually graduated from HIGH SCHOOL would be far more benificial to our blogging society.
Oh, what's that? NO ONE in the presidential poll has graduated high school, except.....wait.....the "disqualified" Aunt Dana.
Interesting.
(fake tv show crowd"ooooooooooooooo")
that new derrick vid was hilarious
commas shommas. they mean nothing but just for u, (oh look at that!) i will start doin it. And notice that the person who graduated high shool. she should be smarter than us, right? WRONG at least the person who doesnt use commas can spell the word. There is a big difference btween COMAS and Commas.
Daniel: i know isnt it the best one ever?
and to robbie, where on this green earth did u get that? you have the sickest mind ever!
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